Join the club?

Found dropped in street towards the end of the school holidays so I think this is part of an end of term activity where the local Fire and Rescue service introduce their work to the younger generation.

As always they have to make it attractive for the kiddies so they’ve bought on board Welephant who no doubt appeared on the day and issued all who took part in the activities with a well done certificate. If the kiddie who dropped theirs on their way home from school it’s probably because they rightly felt it wasn’t worth keeping as the said item wasn’t awarded to them personally so could belong to any child. To contain any merit at all it’s got to be owned; imagine gaining those hard working school exams and not having our name attached to the qualification it’s worthless; what would your employer say? Pretty smart kid who dropped this and he’s not started the big school yet.